Standard Disclaimer.

1. Sense of humor required.
   
   
2. I make no money off of this, in fact, I pay to have it up here.
   
   
3. Apologies to the candidates. Be less taxing, no pun intended, during election season and I won't have to de-stress myself by doing this.
   
   
4. If a swear or two dozen will offend you GTFO and grow some skin.
   
   
5. Apologies if you were looking for fancy, easy on the eyes HTML. I bang this all out in notepad and really don't care enough to make it fancy.
   
   
6. No.
   
   
7. Don't e-mail me and ask if it's okay to link the site, just link it. Publicity is publicity, good or bad.
   
   
8. Hotlinking the images will get them replaced midget porn and/or hideous, lethal birth defects. The one you get depends on my mood at the time. If you happen to like midget porn and birth defects e-mail me, it will be replaced with something sickeningly adorable.
   
   
9. Offended by this page and/or any concepts, words, or pictures within? Don't care. Go somewhere else and don't waste my time and yours by telling me.
   
   
10. Every four years or so, I find myself wishing that we had a dictatorship. Failing that, I'd settle for intelligence requirements for voting.
    
    
11. See IX.
    
    
12. There's a dead moth in my coffee. Don't ask why or how.
    
    
13. If you want to know more about me, try ubergoth.net or The Journal That Spends Too Much Time Whining and Talking About World of Warcraft.
    
    
14. It's none of your business for whom I plan on voting; as it stands, my choices seem to be between Rufus T. Firefly, Mrs. Teasdale, and Ambassador Trentino, so I'm not really in anyone's camp.
    If you don't get that reference, don't ever speak to me again.
    
    
15. See the first item of this list before complaining about anything here.

Now that that's out of the way, were you looking for 2004 Sims or the 2008 Sims?
Just in case your intent was to hurt my brain by asking, "What's the difference?" the '04 Sims center around Bush, Kerry and Edwards (as well as a few Axis of Evil folks), and the '08 Sims center around McCain, Obama, and Hillary Clinton.

If you do feel the need to contact me: admin { AT } politisims {dot} org